April 2010
3 posts
Twilight - New Moon Review
Acting was some of the worst I have ever seen.
Tons of dope abs.
Wolfpack was annoying.
Not enough sex scenes.
Too much frowning.
The vampire from the Black Eyed Peas was dope.
Sick motorcycles.
In short, it was like watching a 2-hour trailer of every shitty relationship I have ever been in.
LOVED IT!
ps. more Ashley Greene Nudes!
The Current State of Things Are Delaware
This building used to be a church,
packed with pews of praying people.
Lord willing, they return to the steeple instead of finding faith through the front door peephole.
Lord knows they need it.
Holy army of the human spirit feels defeated but no matter how mistreated, never knowing what retreat is.
Waiting for angels to sing on high for your highness, but the choir of the heavens all came down...